You might have wondered about what is going on at the colony, since our last transmission happened a long time ago and even back then the reports were sparse. Well, as you can imagine life in space not only has its benefits but also dangers one does not always expect. As it happened the orbit of our colony was crossed by some clouds of cosmic dust which mutated some of our animals we keep for supplies and entertainment. Taking care of these poor creatures had of course absolute priority so we had to pause our research. However, thanks to our dear friend Tito Puente we were able to get rid of most of the mutants and are about to resume our program. The first thing to do is to show you our brave combatants in the above transmission. We hope that the wounded will get well soon.
You might have realized that each year the transmissions from the Colony get rather sparse in March, April and May. The reason for that is pretty simple – since by now you should know that the most members of the Colony’s crew have their roots in Stuttgart, Germany, you should understand that the Colony is designed to make living in the happy orbit as easy for the crew as possible. That is why the creators of the colony decided to recreate the four seasons up here as well – and so, around April, all of us decide to leave their Googie-houses and enjoy the artificial sunshine here at the Colony. But at the end of May we decide to return and take our research up as if nothing has happened. You should do that to, from time to time.
Running a space colony is hard work - sometimes so hard that you forget your own birthday! Yes, it is (some more days then) one year ago that we started to inform you about the developments in our research. During this year we gained some seminal results which prove that our work has to be continued. This weekend is dedicated to the celebration of our endeavors, starting tonight with the latest installment in the TDSVW party series. Come and join us!
Die Wende war eines der ersten Projekte von La Conca. Unser Bestreben war es, die florierende Discoszene im Osten, wie sie der oben verlinkte Beitrag zeigt, mit der westdeutschen zu vereinen.
Well, well. All that improved thermal insulation and warm atmosphere in the colony does not prevent its representatives from catching a severe cold. But we're a competent team that can keep the quality of its work high, no matter how many of us are sick. Anything else would be unprofessional!